30 Flavors Lay’s Chip Generator Will And Will Not Allow

You might be surprised by what you can get away with using their “Do Us A Flavor” bag generator.

1. Lay’s will allow some very dark vibes.

2. But that makes sense, right?

3. Potato chips are basically the official food of despair.

4. So it’s easy to understand why they’ll allow some very nihilistic flavors.

5. But as it turns out, Lay’s filters will allow many other things.

6. Things that may reveal their biases as a corporation.

7. Like, for example, if you try to make a flavor called “White Privilege”…

…you will get this message.

8. Lay’s will, however, allow this.

9. And this.

10. And if you thought the word “privilege” was the problem, think again.

11. Here’s another statement Lay’s won’t allow.

12. But they’re happy to support this sentiment.

13. And this too.

14. They have a very odd stance on sexuality. They won’t allow this…

15. …or this.

16. But they’re OK with this.

17. And this.

18. And they definitely like it rough.

19. They’re into some deviant stuff.

20. They will let you make a flavor called “Moist Hole.”

21. But won’t let you call it this.

22. But this is somehow just fine.

23. Of course they love Rigid Phallus.

24. But they are NOT down for “Butt Stuff.”

25. Lay’s will allow this because they probably assume you’ve been dipping their chips into this for years.

26. C’mon, this is gross, Lay’s. Why are you letting me get away with this?

27. Lay’s will allow some pretty bold statements.

28. And they won’t deny some really crazy stuff.

29. Wait, is this true???

30. And now we’ve gone too far.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/that-does-sound-yummy-as-a-chip

Live: India versus Spain World Group play-off Davis Cup tie — Paes in action on Day 2

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Panic: Stephanie Cutter says Des Moines Register ‘not based in reality’

http://twitter.com/#!/PounderFile/status/262546034184560641

So precious! Obama deputy campaign manager (and known liar) Stephanie Cutter continued her run of total fail today. What started her mouth moving, and thus her lies spewing, this morning? Oh, the Des Moines Register Romney endorsement that even MSNBC analyst Howard Fineman said is a big deal.

Shorter Stephanie: Shut up, shut up, shut up!

Obama deputy campaign manager Stephanie Cutter says the Des Moines Register endorsement of Romney “wasn’t based in reality.”

— Francesca Chambers (@fran_chambers) October 28, 2012

Mockery quickly ensued, natch.

Shorter – @stefcutter “Well fine..we didn’t want your crappy endorsement anyway” twitter.com/pounderfile/st…

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 28, 2012

She should be working on job hunt. RT @foxnation: On ABC, Stephanie Cutter Goes On Attack Against Des Moines Registerpo.st/ZIc0Qx

— a2zyxt (@a2zyxt) October 28, 2012

Is there anyone on the planet more clueless than Stephanie Cutter thehill.com/video/campaign…

— Douglas Rohrkaste (@RohrkDM) October 28, 2012

On ABC, Stephanie Cutter Goes On Attack Against Des Moines Register – Stephanie Cutter – Fox Nation nation.foxnews.com/stephanie-cutt… HAHA DEAL WITH IT!

— Tanya Grimsley (@luvGodncountry) October 28, 2012

.@stefcutter goes on attack against Des Moines Register: youtu.be/W6DKvUqZxhY Good thing she’s got some vacation time coming up…

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) October 28, 2012

Zing! Let’s go to the video tape for some extra giggles.

Some Twitter users were quick to point out that reality is hard … for Ms. Cutter.

THE QUEEN OF ALTERNATE REALITY~>Stephanie Cutter claims Des Moines Register endorsement of Mitt not based on reality.bit.ly/YaJPy4

— Watch Dog (@DanMartin_cards) October 28, 2012

Truth?The entire Obama camp is NOT BASED IN REALITY Stephanie Cutter: DMR to Romney ‘Not Based on Reality’bit.ly/YaJOdi#PJTatler

— Lisa Roy (@lroy479) October 28, 2012

She’s not based in reality either MT @thefix: @stefcutter: Register endorsement of Romney “not at all based in reality” ow.ly/ePmaD

— Rschrim (@Rschrim) October 28, 2012

Hmm. It seems like she doth project too much. Also, she’s scared. Oh-so-scared.

Someone’s in denial: @stefcutter claims Des Moines Register’s Romney endorsement not ‘based at all in reality’ washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/… #tcot

— Rogelio H. (@catholiclawyer) October 28, 2012

Stephanie Cutter’s body language and stressed voice on “This Week” did not resemble a person comfortable with current internal polling. #p2

— Tim Adams (@FiestaBuckeye) October 28, 2012

RT @jwarner180: Hey @stefcutter All four major newspapers in Iowa have endorsed Mitt Romney for President nation.foxnews.com/iowa-newspaper…

— Larry Doffman (@FiscalConservat) October 28, 2012

Heh. The one not based in reality is you, Ms. Cutter. And, you know, your incompetent boss.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/28/heh-running-scared-lying-liar-stephanie-cutter-says-des-moines-register-not-based-in-reality/