‘Did T-Bone tell you to say that?’: Lying liar Cory Booker says ‘authenticity is critical’

http://twitter.com/#!/GPIA7R/status/383599541842227200

How deluded do you need to be to tweet about the value of authenticity after you’ve been busted for serial lying? Pretty darn deluded:

http://twitter.com/#!/CoryBooker/status/383596680106364928

Wonder if any of those “copies” died in Booker’s arms.

http://twitter.com/#!/FNA_Right/status/383604387882348545

Oof.

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Cory Booker

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29 People Who Are Doing Their “House Of Cards” Binge Right

Netflix marathon, meet rib-eating marathon.

1. If you’re not eating BBQ, you’re just doing it wrong.

2. Cuz if there isn’t a Freddy’s nearby, you gotta DIY your own.

3. Bingeing early in the morning?

Gotta fill the French press.

4. Themed snacks work particularly well.

5. Lagging a little? You can always pOp up the drama.

6. Remember that two glasses of wine > one.

Whether you’re alone or not.

7. And just because you don’t have a White House chef…

8. Doesn’t mean you can’t eat gourmet while you watch.

9. This genius prepared with a whole tray of sushi.

10. And this watcher knows cheesiness is a good thing.

But only when it’s on the plate.

11. Do it with your favorite East Coast burger.

12. Or West Coast. No judgment.

13. Sometimes you have to pause for jujyfruit.

14. Tequila can be a good addition.

15. Or a rather conveniently-named wine.

16. Do what you gotta do.

17. But be sure to nurse your hangover the right way.

18. Healthy snacks work too.

Especially if you want to use that rowing machine later.

19. Remember that Netflix marathons require protein.

Just like regular marathons.

20. Watch while you breakfast.

21. And brunch.

22. And lunch.

23. Teatime is good as well.

24. Probably dinner, too.

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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/maitlandquitmeyer/house-of-carbs

See This Beggar? You’re Never Going To Forget What He Does… And You Shouldn’t.

This old man can show you what it’s like to be a hero. He doesn’t have much, but he possesses compassion that is more valuable than any pile of gold. When you see what the 99 year-old does every day, you’ll realize that superheroes are real. They just aren’t who you think they are.

He could have used the money he collected to change his own life. He didn’t have to spend his days on the streets, but he does, just so he can give all of his money to children without families. Thank you Dobri, for everything you’ve done. Via 9gag Others need to see what he does for children. Please share this article.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/compassionate-homeless-person/

Red Bulls release Luke Rodgers

http://twitter.com/#!/bouncebackphy/status/185793840911880192

The New York Red Bulls have released a statement about the removal of forward Luke Rodgers from the team.

From NewYorkRedBulls.com:

“After going through the entire immigration and appeals process, Luke’s P-1 Visa application has unfortunately been denied by the U.S. government for now. We have spoken with Luke about potential options and have mutually decided that it would be in all parties’ best interests to terminate his current MLS contract so he could play elsewhere. However, we will also continue to track his progress this year while working with immigration officials with the goal that he could join the Red Bulls sometime in the future.”

https://twitter.com/#!/LetsGoRapids/status/185793412132372480

https://twitter.com/#!/stopher_Chri/status/185793730077392897

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/30/red-bulls-release-luke-rodgers/

How To Make A Birthday Cake For Your Cat

So easy anyone can make it! Recipe via yyhh.org.

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Wanna give your cat the birthday treat he/she deserves? This is all you need:

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  • 1 large egg
  • All-purpose flour
  • Shredded cheese of your your cat’s choice
  • 1 can of tuna (6 oz)
  • Cooked shrimp for garnish
  • Cooking spray

Note: This recipe will yield two cakes, so feel free to halve the portions… or enjoy one cake WITH your cat!

PREPARATION
Preheat oven to 350ºF.

1. Start with half a can of tuna.

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2. Measure 1 1/2 tablespoons of all-purpose flour.

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3. Take a pinch (about 1 teaspoon) of shredded cheese.

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Any kind will do, whatever your cat will like best. In this case, we used shredded colby jack.

4. Crack the egg and separate out the egg white only.

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5. Mix all ingredients together in a small bowl.

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The result should look like a chunky cake batter.

6. Using a muffin tin, apply cooking spray to prevent cake from sticking.

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7. Fill muffin tin with the cake mixture and place in the oven.

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8. Set a timer for 15 minutes.

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9. While you wait, rinse off the shrimp and cut off the tail.

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By now you may have attracted some attention.

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10. Once thoroughly cooked, remove cake from oven and place on a plate (or rack) upside down to cool.

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11. Garnish with shrimp.

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12. And decorate appropriately.

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13. Present to your lil’ birthday girl/boy.

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Be sure to blowout/remove the candle before your cat starts eating!

Now sit back, relax, and watch the show!

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That was delicious.

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Happy Birthday Kitty!

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