Meet the 2014 Nobel Peace Prize winners!

Can you win the Nobel Peace Prize multiple times? Because I enjoyed Obama winning so very much in 2009 that I want it to happen again.

— Mollie (@MZHemingway) October 8, 2014

Sorry, no repeat for the president.

But well-deserved congratulations do go out to Kailash Satyarthi, a children’s rights activist from India and to Malala Yousafzai, a Pakistani teen who was shot by the Taliban because she wanted to go to school:

Kailash Satyarthi, 60, and Malala Yousafzay, 17, show that you can work for social justice at any age #NobelPrize2014

— James Martin, SJ (@JamesMartinSJ) October 10, 2014

The Wall Street Journal has a great write-up on the two here:

Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Kailash Satyarthi and Malala Yousafzai. Details: #NobelPrize2014

— Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) October 10, 2014

As a reminder, here’s what the 2014 Nobel Peace Prize winner had to say to 2009’s winner about drone attacks:

Today, Malala Yousafzai won the Nobel Peace Prize. 2 years ago, she told Obama "drone attacks are fueling terrorism"

— McClatchyDC (@McClatchyDC) October 10, 2014

So, how’s that working out?

Malala’s prize is long overdue and there are many who thought she should have won it last year, like we did:

Fox Business' Charles Payne on 'euro-snob' Nobel Peace Prize committee: 'They suck'

— TwitchyTeam (@TwitchyTeam) October 11, 2013

Although there is talk that the Nobel committee is playing politics with this year’s winners, too:

The Nobel Peace Prize committee, having disgraced itself by hastily honoring Obama, stoops to play the Indian-Pakistani, Hindu-Muslim game.

— Brahma Chellaney (@Chellaney) October 10, 2014

Don't care any bit who wins Nobel Peace Prize. It's the most political of the political prizes world over. A living joke being Obama himself

— गीतिका (@ggiittiikkaa) October 10, 2014

Finally, in other Nobel Peace prize news, Americans want President Obama to give his back:

Poll: Majority Of Americans Say Obama No Longer Deserves His Nobel Peace Prize

— Fox Nation (@foxnation) October 9, 2014






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Is this how Obama will celebrate the Team USA hockey victory? [pic]!/lc_mayo/status/434708496769368064

T.J. Oshie led the U.S. Olympic men’s ice hockey team to a thrilling 3-2 shootout victory over Russia today.!/Daniel_Doelling/status/434708382004826112

USA! USA!!/stackiii/status/434708938953457664!/tnacgal/status/434709258224279552

Is this the response that popped into President Ego’s head?!/Rschrim/status/434710362403774464

It’ll take a lot more than that to ruin this awesome win.!/duchessrebecca/status/434708466167324672!/DrewMTips/status/434718465073483776


No photo of Obama — yet — but the White House did send this tweet signed by the president.!/WhiteHouse/status/434725519654133760

Ahem …!/cj_larry/status/434727395661479936


The absurdity never ends: Lincoln’s birthday, now with more President Ego [pic]

‘You know it’s coming’: Will the White House tweet a ‘Pearl Harbor selfie’ to honor President Ego?

Can we parody President Ego’s self-parodying Mandela tribute? Yes. We. Can! [Photoshops]

‘Next step — selfies’: Narcissist in chief keeps it about him on day of Mandela’s death [pic]

‘Smugness nirvana attained’: @BarackObama’s Rosa Parks anniversary tribute photo features you-know-who

‘This is getting a bit out of hand, Obama’: Awesome pic zings narcissist in chief [Photoshop]

Narcissist in chief strikes again on 50th anniversary of JFK’s death [pic, bonus Photoshops]

Gutsy call: President Obama disgracefully honors himself in speech, campaigns on Memorial Day

All the president’s ego: conservatives mock Obama’s insertion of his name into other presidential bios

Narcissist in chief: Obama honors Neil Armstrong with picture of himself

President Obama marks end of combat operations in Iraq with another portrait of himself

All about him: Obama’s birthday tweet to Biden is a pic of himself

Narcissist in chief: President Obama honors Rosa Parks anniversary with picture of himself

Disgrace: President Obama commemorates Pearl Harbor attack with photo of himself

Narcissist in chief: Obama maintains laser-like focus on himself at Inouye memorial

Obama’s narcissism during Inouye service even noted by Slate; White House posts Inouye photo starring Obama

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Obama to address nation Wednesday at 9 p.m. EDT on ISIS!/WPLGLocal10/status/509365438619213824

But will he say anything new?!/AP_Politics/status/509366219657732096


Wil Wheaton: Republicans trying to scare Americans about ISIS to sway election

Geraldo: CNN host a ‘dope’ for believing he wants ISIS literally beheaded

PolitiFact rates as false Obama’s claim that ‘JV team’ comment wasn’t specific to ISIS


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Our hero! Obama will reportedly interrupt his vacay for WH meetings!/fishing4dale/status/497396512817557505

Well, America, it’s that time again — vacation time! But don’t worry. President Obama’s not gonna stop being presidential:!/markknoller/status/497396022533185536

See? He’ll be back for meetings. So he’ll totes be around to take care of important business. Or at least whine about Congress.!/MarcHoover1/status/497397813433491457

Hey, who said anything about needing a break from golf?!/hale_razor/status/497396740010418177

Let’s just say we wouldn’t be surprised if the answer is yes.



Seqhatevwr: Politico reports that Obamas are planning Martha’s Vineyard vacay

President Obama rallies troops for #ActionAugust, plans Martha’s Vineyard getaway

It’s a ‘treat!’ Journos squee over Obama’s Vineyard golf outing (Plus mock-worthy pic)

With boss on vacation, White House solicits questions about Obama’s agenda

President Obama socks it to the rich on Martha’s Vineyard [pics]

White House: Serious You Guys, we have proof Obama is on the Egypt situation [photo]

Leading from behind? Obama brings up the rear on bike ride after Egypt briefing [pics]

‘Yeah, right’: Dana Loesch reminds Obama what there’s still time to do before vacation starts

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Sgt. Tahmooressi freed; ‘Obama to release selfie looking at Mexican border’!/coloradorebecca/status/528347681085984768

As Twitchy reported, Rep. Matt Salmon posted a statement Friday night thanking the many people instrumental in securing the release of Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi from Mexico. Rep. Ed Royce (R-Calif.), Chairman of the Committee on Foreign Affairs, was also singled out for his efforts in freeing Tahmooressi.

Though Salmon’s list was extensive, he (or someone on his staff) retweeted the following posts suggesting that another name should have been among those helping to free our #MarineHeldInMexico.

For their part, the family of Sgt. Tahmooressi issued a lengthy statement through Montel Williams’ spokesman offering their thanks to Williams and to the president … of Serving California. No mention of a certain other president, though.




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‘Perfection!’ Tammy Bruce shares Obama’s new cell phone ringtone [video]!/ottisdurka/status/474405767865303040

The Obama White House may have violated the law when they released five Taliban leaders without first notifying congressional leaders, but according to conservative talk show host Tammy Bruce, that wasn’t anything that couldn’t be made right by a simple change to the presidential cell phone ringtone:!/HeyTammyBruce/status/474395897686528000

“Perfection” indeed!



Machiavellian: Brit Hume hits Obama admin on release of Taliban leaders

‘I’m very disappointed’: Rep. who served in Afghanistan, Iraq calls release of Taliban leaders ‘shocking’

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Jake Tapper’s corpse-hiding Siri experiment uncovers more than expected [photo]!/RBPundit/status/499572339814981632

Hilarious and kinda creepy! Check out CNN’s Jake Tapper’s Siri experiment:

as an experiment, this just happened:

> Siri, what's a good place to hide a corpse?

> What, again?— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) August 13, 2014

Wait … what?!!/tedtidwell/status/499580495966265344

Heh. Tapper clarified that it was in response to this story:!/jaketapper/status/499572734528327680

Oh dear.

Other Twitter users performed similar “experiments.”!/CandiceLen/status/499573488894902272!/silverleanne/status/499575232458661889!/bethanyshondark/status/499572913709010944

Oh, Siri! Alas, the news story may not be true. It seems Tapper’s experiment may have uncovered some falsehoods in reporting. Tapper has for some reason deleted his tweets, but here is the gist of it:!/WUFTPedroBravo/status/499590658064007170!/emjester/status/499581283115470849!/jaketapper/status/499573157867823104!/jaketapper/status/499579027074871296!/jaketapper/status/499585978198413312!/GPDBenTobias/status/499587571899715584

Tapper remains on the case:!/jaketapper/status/499587789223370754

Stay tuned! In the meantime, stop bugging Siri.

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WH flack hit with truth for claim ‘GOP hypothesis’ on Iraq ‘disproved’!/Calle_Elefante/status/497804193009135616

“White House Director of Progressive Media and Online Response” Jesse Lee took on what he said is a bogus “GOP hypothesis” that parts of Iraq are falling into the hands of ISIS because President Obama ended the U.S. presence on the ground there:!/jesseclee44/status/497802844830171137

What’s happening in Iraq has proven the GOP wrong? Too much!!/redsteeze/status/497803090473791488!/spongeworthy2/status/497804701690519552!/Me_In_Jersey/status/497803630708527104!/skzdalimit/status/497804713694625792



‘LOL’: White House flack shovels ‘absolutely massive’ load of Obamacare enrollment spin

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You won’t believe how the Pentagon described last night’s bombing of Syria!/jimsciutto/status/514402977202061312

OMG. This is really what they’re going with?

Sources called Syria strikes "shock without the awe." —Ed Henry on Fox

— Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) September 23, 2014

"It was shock without awe," said a US official #IS #Syria

— Mohamed Yehia (@yeh1a) September 23, 2014

"It is shock, without the awe," a U.S. official says on the airstrikes targeting Islamic State militants in #Syria

— Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) September 23, 2014

“The most ridiculous quote” ever about war? Could be:

"It is shock, without the awe" is the most ridiculous quote about a military operation I have ever heard.

— Ryan J. Croft (@RyanJCroft) September 23, 2014

Although to The Nation’s Katrina vandenHeuvel, it is Shock with the Awe. George W. Obama maybe?

Quite a way to open UN General Assembly.US w/ fragile cover of few Arab partners–launches shock + awe 2014 in region/

— Katrina vandenHeuvel (@KatrinaNation) September 23, 2014

Editor’s note: Ms. vandenHeuvel’s name was misspelled in an earlier version of this post. Twitchy apologizes for the error.


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Obama STILL golfing (natch): Ace of Spades slays Obama-shielding media [video]!/oliverdarcy/status/506141579388923904

President No Strategy (except on the fairway) is golfing today because of course he is.!/Mamadoxie/status/506129285477064705

Terrorist threats? Meh. He needs to keep his laser-like focus on his handicap.

US Embassy in Libya reportedly taken over by an Islamist militia group? Whatever. Turmoil, schurmoil!!/OrwellForks/status/506140419890360322

Seriously. The hubris, it scorches. Of course, lapdogs won’t hold him accountable just like they didn’t when Obama ludicrously announced he has “no strategy” for ISIS. The always awesome Ace of Spades gave the media the business for that as only he can.!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/505409779838492674!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/505410061129486336


Yep. Remember that one? Lapdog journo Peter Maer used scare quotes when reporting on an Obama vacation and claimed presidents are never really on vacation.!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/505424805408296960

Check out what the media was focused on instead:

Our media:……………— John Ekdahl (@JohnEkdahl) August 29, 2014

Here you go …!/AP_Politics/status/505126645695803392!/politico/status/505194552421253122!/NYMag/status/505184330319417344

Politely avert your eyes from things like this, you see:!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/505485780756987904!/jimgeraghty/status/505485983081431040

Yep. But what say you media? Here’s a question for you:!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/505486406459076608

Integrity left. HA! That’s a good one. Let’s make it a little easier for the lapdogs, though. Here’s a little compilation for them in case they need some help formulating questions for The One.!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/505488736747261952

Your move, lapdogs.


World falling apart? Whatever. Iowahawk nutshells delusional Lib thinking in one tweet

This prediction of what Obama will blame for US Embassy takeover is not funny because it could be true

‘LOL right wing nutters!’ US Embassy in Libya reportedly taken over by Islamists: Is this what Obama will do?

Reports: Islamist militia group takes over US Embassy in Libya

Monica Crowley on FBI threat assessment: ‘This kind of BS is literally going to get us killed’

Double standard! This journo’s Obama vacation-defending use of ‘scare quotes’ is absurd

‘Holy cow! I can’t believe he said that’: Obama drops another bombshell of stupid

No strategy? No problem! Tweeters handily #SuggestObamaISISStrategy

‘Has a strategy for that, doesn’t he?’ Obama’s weekend: Fundraisers, wedding of MSNBC host

If not ISIS, what? Here are a few #ThingsWeHaveaStrategyFor

Let him be clear: White House follows up on president’s ‘no strategy’ remark

Strategy? What strategy? Behold ‘the Obama Doctrine in one sentence’

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